Am I just a wimp or something?
Because I don’t feel all better yet. 14 months later, I still feel all discombobulated. Granted, things don’t usually go out of line in my body. Maybe I’m just not used to change. But ever since that over-9-pound baby came out, I’ve been feeling oogy in my lower parts.
The new thing is, I have to pee all the time. I may as well be pregnant. I had to pee right after I peed just now. I’m no doctor, but my take on this is that things are no longer where they are supposed to be down there. Perhaps the baby moved one of my organs. Maybe he was clutching on to my spleen on his way out or something. And now that organ is bumping into or pressing down on my bladder from time to time. Something is. And it ain’t no baby.
The other thing is — sorry, if you know me you may want to stop reading now, this is an over share — I still feel like my insides are falling out. I know I don’t do enough pelvic floor exercises. But does it have to feel like it is falling out? It all makes me never ever want to give birth again. Which is good, I guess, since it is not something that appears to be in the cards for me anyway.
Anywho, don’t believe those lying liars who say they felt better in a week. I call that denial. Or perhaps nerve damage. Or perhaps they just aren’t as wimpy or… in touch with their bodies, yeah… as I am.