Cakie: These are white broccolli trees.
Me: They’re called caulifower. They’re yummy.
Cakie: I don’t want them.
Me: I’m going to eat mine. [chew chew] Mmmm. They taste so creamy.
Cakie: I don’t even want those.
Me: [Changing the subject.] What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cakie: A daddy.
Me: I think you will be a wonderful daddy. And what will you say to your kids to get them to eat their vegetables.
Cakie: They taste so creamy.