A little present for all of my TTC friends. Only open the door on the right day of your wait, now. MMMMwaah!
Day 1: You had your insemintation. You tried to remember every detail, even if this is the ten zillionth time.
Day 2: You are determined to not notice a thing about how your body feels different than when you have not had an insemination. You are doing a good job so far. Yet part of you can’t help envisioning what is going on in your fallopian tubes.
Day 3: Is it really only day three? Think about something amazing that might make you happy. (If you are me this does. It isn’t perfect, but it makes me happy.)
If that doesn’t make you happy, at least this must. Open alternate door for day 3.
Day 4: You are almost to the end of the first week. Take your hands away from your bo0bs! Stop the squeezing. They hurt because you are squeezing them too much. Or maybe it is the progesterone… Put your hands on some real cupcakes. And go see a movie. Have you noticed I miss going to the movies? (Sorry this one is not gluten-free.)
Day 5: Go on a date with your honey. When you do have your baby, you won’t get a chance to go out so often.
Day 6: You feel surprisingly calm.
Day 7: Perhaps something shiny will distract you from noticing every little twinge.
You are finished with week one! You totally rock. Stay tuned for my second installment. XOXO!