Ok, I warned you about the TMI, but this is so funny, I have to share.
Don’t tell my girlfriend I blogged about this. She’s way too prissy. Shhh. (That means you, Gwen!)
You know how my belly button sticks out? Like a button?
It doesn’t always. When I pee, as I pee, it sloooooowly goes back in. It is like the gas gauge on the dashboard that is my belly. Full=outy, empty=almost-inny.
I laugh every time.