Beeeeeeyotch = Me

Today I had, like, PMS X100.

I woke up with a headache.

I woke up with a yeast infection.

I woke up bitcheeeeee.

So all I have to say, is if you see a woman waddling toward you with a big belly, and she’s not glowing…

RUN AWAY!

(And god help you if she’s your teacher.)

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One response to “Beeeeeeyotch = Me

  1. awwww….. i really hope you feel better. like, now. xo

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