Alternate title: Animated Feature
If you’re ever pregnant in the big city with a toddler asleep in the other room, you might try what I did for entertainment tonight:
Lay on your back on the couch.
Put the toddler’s stuffed doll on top of your big pregnant belly.
Wait until the baby kicks.
Watch the toy dance on the big pregnant belly.
Laugh your head off, thus prompting baby to kick again.