I woke up with that periody feeling this morning. (Not pregnant?)
I had a slightly elevated temperature last night and right now. (Pregnant?)
I did not have much patience today. (Not pregnant? Or just the day before Halloween with 18 seven-year-olds?)
My b0obs hurt as though they are not bo0bs, but parasites sucking the life from my body. (Pregnant?)
I lost my mind and wore a V-neck sweater over a collared shirt BACKWARDS to Home Depot last night. Didn’t realize it until I came home two hours later. (Pregnant, or just loopy?)
I honestly don’t think I’m pregnant. I’ll be very happy if I am.
I think I’m going to test tomorrow morning. That way if AF plans to visit, she won’t delay her trip due to dillusions of pregnancy. I need not wait any longer than necessary.
PS Thanks for all the hope!