… but don’t bring that sperm with you!
He doesn’t trust a sperm bank that won’t get certified to ship to New York since New York City has the highest concentration of sperm-buyers (who knew?) That’s nice and sensible. But it doesn’t help foot the over-a-grand bill for some dude’s spooge I’m going to have to pay. I mean, if I were married to a guy, would his sperm be certified in New York State? I think not.
I won the gold medal for arriving to the doctor’s office first again. I got to school before my non-morning program kids. They didn’t even know I was gone. And since I had been up since 3 am (pretty much) because Cake woke up at 3 am and I couldn’t get back to sleep, I had one of those mellow sleepy days in which I don’t actually sweat the small stuff and I cry during the read aloud. I kind of like those days.