The freaking cheap sperm bank won’t ship to New York. AAAAAaaaaarrrrrrgggh.
So I’m asking them if they will ship it to my “second home” in New Jersey. (My brother’s house would be my second home.)
I don’t know if my doctor will be allowed to let me use it with him, though. This is infuriating. Then again, these days a loose button on my shorts and a line at the ice cream truck are also infuriating.