Category Archives: Third Trimester!?!
Last Year Today
I blogged twice. I lost my mucus plug. My honey had put me on her own honey-imposed bed rest. Because my feet had turned into sausages the night before. The day before I had written a draft of how I’d … Continue reading
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Nothin’
Ok, people. I’m actually going to cook the turkey meatloaf. My Brooklyn tank doesn’t fit over my Trucker bump. I don’t actually own a Donna Read skirt. So I’m settling for a big purple maternity shirt and black shorts. I … Continue reading
Things I Did That Aren’t On the List:
Ate 1/4 of a pint of Cookies and Cream ice cream Cooked pizza with my son, opened “Cake’s Restaurant” Taught Cakie how to make my iced raspberry leaf tea/Recharge cocktail using the big tea ball I bought at the co-op … Continue reading
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Unplugged
Well, people. I lost my mucus plug. Which could mean I may go into labor in a few hours, or a few days. Which I already kind of knew. But it was still exciting to have something, rather than nothing … Continue reading
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This Woman’s Work
Thanks for checking my blog so much. I feel like I should be more entertaining than usual or something. Since I have a captive audience, I thought I’d ramble a little about one of my favorite topics… being a non-bio … Continue reading
Filed under My Book, Third Trimester!?!, Waiting and waiting and...
Birth Story (Draft)
Ok, not mine. I didn’t do it yet. Psych! I have an acquaintance who has an interesting one, though. I want to sort of do what she did. While she was pregnant, she would tell everyone the story of how … Continue reading
Filed under Third Trimester!?!, Waiting and waiting and...
Sweeping Up
I can retell my midwife appointment today in less than one word. Ready? “?” My honey came again. I was in the room with my two wives. Midwifey said, “Well, do you have any questions?” Me: Yes! Where is he? … Continue reading
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TMI: My Belly Button’s Purpose
Ok, I warned you about the TMI, but this is so funny, I have to share. Don’t tell my girlfriend I blogged about this. She’s way too prissy. Shhh. (That means you, Gwen!) You know how my belly button sticks … Continue reading
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When Am I Going to Pop?
Good question, Eggdrop. Everyday my good friend, nethermede, calls me. She doesn’t say hello. She just yells, “STILL PREGNANT?” Everyday my mom calls. She doesn’t say hello either. She says, “Soooooo, how are yooooou? Did you ever have PMS for … Continue reading
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Buckets of Babies!
We need to change the name of our preg-lez (well, officially mommies-to-be) group. I woke up this morning to two exciting emails. Two more babies arrived in the world this past weekend. That makes four new lesbian moms in the … Continue reading
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