oneofhismoms is full of milk.
oneofhismoms is sore around the nipp1e region.
oneofhismoms is wishing she could have skipped all the post-partum body yucks.
oneofhismoms is empty of milk.
oneofhismoms is pumping.
oneofhismoms is pumping again.
oneofhismoms is thinkin that making milk is both very cool and a little spooky.
oneofhismoms is tired of washing bottles.
oneofhismoms is too busy washing bottles to [...]
Entries from January 2009
January 26, 2009
The Facebook Status I Don’t Post
January 19, 2009
Dear Trucker — 6 months
Dear Trucker,
You have places to go. People to eat.
Your brother, when he was your age, would be fine plopped down on a blanket with a toy to chew on. Not you. Oh no. You have no desire to stay still. You roll around the entire room. You try to eat the cat. The cat loves [...]
January 14, 2009
Where Can I Get a Bubble Pipe?
Who knew there’d be so much interest in my wheels?
It is a Xootr. I love it. It is better than a Razor because the board is nice and wide, so you can actually stand with both feet next to each other on the board and steer by leaning ever-so-slightly to one side. It is also [...]
January 10, 2009
Geek On Wheels
Or: No. It Is Not Quite a Vespa.
Note the Michelain Man winter coat and clashing green backpack for full geek effect.
When I was in college, I wanted to become a professor so I could walk around campus wearing a man’s suit and smoking a pipe. If people were talking about me, they’d say, [...]
January 10, 2009
The New Me?
When I first heard about blogs, they were introduced to me as a “diary that other people can read.” This post is a bit of a diary entry.
Dear Diary,
Something has changed in me. Is it hormonal? Dear God, it’s me, oneofhismoms.
I’ve always been pretty anxious. Especially as an adult.
This week, I went back to work [...]
January 6, 2009
Geek Alert!
I rode my scooter to work!
That’s right.
I’m a big old teacher lady in a green sleeping-bag-looking down coat riding a scooter to work. And I’m not ashamed.
It was fun. And what I need on this, my first week back at work, is some fun, dagnabit.
January 2, 2009
The Last Time I Was Here
It is inevitable. When I go on a trip somewhere I’ve already been I spend a lot of time thinking about the last time I was there. The last time we went to my honey’s mom’s house in South Carolina, my blog was three months young. It was July 4 weekend, 2007. I think. I’m [...]
