1 whole maternity leave = 1/2 over
1 half maternity leave = remaining
1/4 of my last baby’s first year = done like dinner
3/4 of my last baby’s first year = stretching out ahead of us like a shining 50 yard dash to toddlerhood
1/2 of my family = boys
1/2 of my family = women
oops! 2/5 of my family = human boys
1/5 of my family = eunich cat
2/5 of my family = human women (Sorry, Domingo kitty!)
fraction of original brain cells remaining after giving birth = 2/98
fraction of babies getting pissed that I’m looking at computer instead of him = 1 whole
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