Monthly Archives: June 2008
Things to Do Besides Wanting to Induce
Having been recently freaked out by the number of women who spend the last few weeks of their pregnancy wishing someone would induce them, I have decided to offer up a list of alternative things to think about and do. … Continue reading
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Because Everyone Else Is at Pride…
…and I’m sitting here at home feeling like my body’s battery is just about to run out, I present to you a memeish thing stolen from Calli. Feel free to play. SCATTERGORIES – it’s harder than it looks! Play here … Continue reading
Filed under LGBT, nothing at all, NYC What is it about you?, Third Trimester!?!
Do Not Cut HERE
I was considering the title of this post as a temporary tattoo for my trip to the hospital. Maybe just at the bikini line, with some helpful arrows? I watched The Business of Being Born last night. Ok, people. The … Continue reading
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Kegel Cram
Ever pull an all-nighter? I’m kind of doing that now. See, I kind of fell off the wagon in my quest for the world’s strongest pelvic floor after I got that annoying cough that pretty-much lasted a whole trimester and … Continue reading
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Favorable Conditions
I saw my midwife again yesterday. This time my honey came, which is good because my honey remembers stuff and I don’t. I asked her about perenial massage. She said that they usually don’t suggest it. They prefer that I … Continue reading
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Mother-to-Be Knows Best
We canceled our mail-order DVD club membership recently when we realized we hadn’t been actually watching the movies and our beloved life-membership Tivo committed suicide, so we now need to pay a monthly fee for our new DVR. There was … Continue reading
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Term!
This is what my belly looks like at 37 weeks. Big, eh? I’ve had a change in heart regarding this little chap in my uterus. I wanted him to come early. Right away, if possible. Now that I’ve had a … Continue reading
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The New Girl
Sparky’s here! Sparky’s here! Sparky’s finally here! Trucker is so excited, he’s kicking and biting my cervix and doing a crazy dance in my uterus. He’s making me all crampy and tight. Oye, kid. You’re not term until tomorrow, so … Continue reading
Filed under blogitty blog blog, My Book
Wack Wack Waddle Waddle
I went for a waddle today. I went with a friend whose due date is tomorrow. We actually waddled all around the pond, come to think of it. We should have quacked, too. On the way out of the park, … Continue reading
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Relaxin (not)
I’ve been having fun with the etsy.com present from my brother. Though I have made only one firm decision. That was a no-brainer. He will be the son and the heir, after all… This is my first day of doing … Continue reading
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