I Am a Rock Star

I woke up at 5 am.  I was out the door by 5:20.  The sun was not up at Columbus Circle when I got off the train.  Yes, ladies and gentlewomen, I was FIRST in line at the RE’s office.  I am a rock star.
Today was my first day back at work.  When the kids [...]

Talking to God in the Bathtub

I thought this is what I was supposed to do.
God? Isn’t this baby why I’m here? You say it. Even the scientists say it. If not the baby, why am I here? Am I just supposed to be a mom to Cake? Am I supposed to be a mom [...]

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Instant Perspective

I spent the first half of today feeling sorry for myself.
Then I got a phone call that made me think about these things don’t suck ass.
1. I am alive.
2. I am healthy.
3. I have insurance.
4. I have a partner.
5. Cakie’s alive.
6. Cakie’s alive.
7. Cakie’s alive.
I don’t need to go into detail about the phone call. [...]

Things that suck A$$

1. crying all day on day 11 po
2. Dreaming about peeing on sticks
3. Waking up to a red streak of blood

Queer Spawn

The world got even a little better this week.
One more baby was born to lesbians.  Congratulations babybean and her new moms. (Check out the cheeks on that babe.  This is why I’m going through all this crap.  Sometimes I forget.  It isn’t just to have something to blog about.)

The Last Few Days…

…are the hardest. Even in a devil-may-care cycle such as this one, I start to think I’m pregnant. Then I get all embarrassed when I get my period and I realize that I’ve basically been detailing my PMS on my blog.
So, do you want to hear about my PMS? It isn’t normal [...]

Dear Power Cord,

Dear Power Cord,
I know that in the past I have taken you for granted. I know that sometimes I may have even left you on the floor or dangled you from a table top. You have always been there for me. When I needed to vent about my vajayjay to my Internet [...]

Taking the Plunge

I literally took the plunge this morning. I rode my bike from my neighborhood to Brooklyn Heights to the floating pool. When I woke up this morning, my back– no, my whole body– was screaming with pain. I drove 966 miles last week to IUI and ultrasound while on vacation and my [...]

Crack is WACK

E.D. Blogger suggested that injectionables are evil and like crack. The whole medication thing is. Guess what? My doctor wants me to do crack.
He says that since it is clear that I’m ovulating, I don’t need to try Clomid. What I need to do is try injectionables or IVF. Both options yield [...]